An American born, Canadian raised,  underachieving Aussie randomly reflects on his unusual but ultimately underwhelming life. From a freckled faced head banging brat in Albuquerque to a terrified teen trying to survive a notorious Canadian Concentration School to a mildly talented but lazy Sydney media professional, it’s a journey that continues to unfold in it’s own weird way.  The challenge is to document it before it all fades away…